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Conspiracy investigator, former black ops man, ex-government spook.

I’ve been involved with so many three-letter organizations that my résumé looks like Alphabet Soup. If I actually had a résumé.

Anyone who says you can trust them — those are the bastards to watch out for.

I’ve helped start a few wars, yeah. While I was with the *** and the ***. It’s overrated.

No, the JFK job was before my time. But I knew some of the guys who did it. Great shots.

Johnson was behind it. Even the laymen know that.

The first moon landing was fake, yeah. From what I understand, they were mostly real after that. The boys in the lab just needed a little more time.

If someone released all the secret information the U.S. government has, they’d have to build another internet to hold it all.

How does the government keep all that sh** secret? They use the best cover a man can have — they play stupid and bumbling. No one would believe what they’re hiding because no one believes they’re capable of it. They are.

I mean the real government men. Not these elected stooges.

No, it’s not my real name. I barely remember my real name. I don’t even know who assigned me this one.

This website thing is a real Mickey Mouse operation. But I don’t mind writing.

I still love a good smoke. Camel, no filter.

Favorite quote? You’ve got to be kidding me. All right, “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you.” I didn’t say it first, but I could have. I think some rocker kid said it just before his nutjob wife shot him in the ass.

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