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Great interview in the Guardian with Dan Akroyd. He speaks candidly about his love of UFOlogy and his status as a MUFON fan-boy. Many people don’t realize he’s an avid Believer, and he’s pretty open about his love. He not only believes, but believes that they walk amongst us. To wit:

So why are they here? “There’s that old theory that humankind and this planet were seen as the centre of the universe. That was thrown away - how could we be so presumptuous? Well, I subscribe to that. I think we are the centre of the universe and that is why they’re coming. They’re visiting because this is the planet that produced Picasso, the atom bomb, penicillin … there are so many advances in science, art and culture.” But if they are able to travel here, surely they are more advanced than us? “Oh, they have technology better than ours, but they didn’t paint like Renoir, they don’t dance like Mick Jagger, they don’t write like Samuel Johnson or William Faulkner. They are envious of us. We have the most beautiful planet - the Rockies, the purple fields of the United States, the Lake District, the Pyrenees, the turquoise seas of the tropics. They don’t have that. They may have gelatinous pools and crystal mountains and they’ve got the technology to flip from planet to planet or dimension to dimension but, you know, Keith Richards didn’t come from there.” I’m not so sure about that last bit. Does he think there are aliens living here, among us? “I think there are possibly some hybrids here. I think many are here for good purposes and want to improve our planet but I think some are here for malevolent purposes.” Like what? “Probably extracting sperm and ova, or taking cow’s lips and anuses for delicacies, being cruel to animals, that kind of thing.” [courtesy The Guardian]

OK, so that was long, but it was so goddamn beautiful I had to include the whole thing. There’s a bumper sticker I’ve seen that says “Keep Portland Weird.” Akroyd may not be from Portland, but I hope he stays weird.